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squishtheclaymen
nunya bizzness
Current Residence: my room
deviantWEAR sizing preference: ...
Print preference: ...
Favourite genre of music: rock/heavy metal
Favourite photographer: ...
Favourite style of art: surreal
Operating System: pc
MP3 player of choice: ipod
Shell of choice: ...what?
Wallpaper of choice: bluish... green?
Skin of choice: ummm <looks at hand> tan.
Favourite cartoon character: daffy duck
Personal Quote: 'i can saw kay in half!'
Interests
  • Listening to: music
  • Reading: books
  • Watching: Movies
  • Playing: Video games
  • Eating: food
  • Drinking: Berverages
RULES:
Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

-> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear athorment:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it first of may outside of chicago and I saw you sit on my best freind. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that we're cousins. I'm returning the pictures of LA to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflys as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about how i hate the boston celtics.

in pain,
-squishy-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert (
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok ()
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car ()
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on ()
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear? (O_o wut....)
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant ()
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed ()


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men ( LOLZ)
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies ()
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked ()
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations ()
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail ()
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

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:iconthisbirdtoohasflown:
ThisBirdTooHasFlown Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hello! I just wanted to say that your signature rules. Seriously. That poem is epic!
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:iconkitkat3of4:
kitkat3of4 Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2010
hey im sorry for saying kk i really wanted to talk
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:iconsquishtheclaymen:
squishtheclaymen Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2010
it's ok. welcome to da, by the way!
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:iconthecomicgenius:
TheComicGenius Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2010  Student General Artist
You have been hugged!

Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)

RULES:
1- You can hug the person who hugged you!
2- You -MUST- hug 6 other people, at least!
3- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their user page!
4- Random hugs are perfectly okay!
5- You should most definitely get started hugging right away!started hugging right away!
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squishtheclaymen Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2010
*hug*
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:iconthecomicgenius:
TheComicGenius Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2010  Student General Artist
You have been tagged! Read my journal. :D
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:iconsquishtheclaymen:
squishtheclaymen Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2010
wut ok
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:iconzelda891:
Zelda891 Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2010
[link]

Enjoy. :sprint:
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squishtheclaymen Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2010
:iconcryforeverplz:
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:iconzelda891:
Zelda891 Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2010
Sorry my friend. Revenge had to be taken. But that was very clever of you. :clap:
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